MERCH
MERCH
Joe Dirte Shirts to impress the ladies.
(Its pronounced Deer-tay, its French)
100% Cotton
All Sales Final

FRONT SAYS: SO YOU’RE GONNA TELL ME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE NO… BLACK CATS, ROMAN CANDLES, OR SCREAMING MIMIS? OH COME ON MAN, YOU DON’T GOT NO… 

BACK SAYS: LADY FINGERSFUZZ, BUDDLESSNICKER BOMBS, CHURCH BURNERS, FINGER BLASTERS, GUT BUSTERS, ZIPPETY DOO DAAHS, OR CRAP FLAPPERS? 

YOU’RE GONNA STAND THERE, OWNING A FIREWORKS STAND AND TELL ME YOU DON’T HAVE NO… WHISTLING BUNGHOLES, SPLEEN SPLITTERS, WHISKER BISQUITS, HONKEY LIGHTERS, HOOSKER DOOS, HOOSKER DON’TS, CHERRY BOMBS, NIPSEY DAIZERS…WITH OR WITHOUT THE SCOOTER STICK OR 1 SINGLE WHISTLING KITTY CHASER?


ON SALE: $35 NOW $25